Believe me, as a wannabe-published-writer myself, I feel her pain!!!

 

References: Silence of the Lambs; Jordan; Blackadder the Third; Orlando Bloom

I like: Dervel wearing a tie at the book-signing, Snitch's Nursery Rhymes.

Notes for Non Rat-Owners: fancy-rats.co.uk is the biggest forum for rat keepers in the UK.

Artist's Notes: The joke Dervel suggests to Snitch is the first joke I ever told, apparently. Clearly I had grasped the theory behind knock-knock jokes...The story Snitch writes is word-for word a story written in a collaborative project at the Victoria and Albert Museum, with guests invited to make up a story based on a tapestry.  My fiance read this out and, laughing, said "It sounds like something Snitch would write."  Absolutely. Oh - and check out the celebrity guest in the queue to get Dervel's autograph!

Notes for Non-Brits: Jordan is a professional celebrity.  A silicon-enhanced bottle-blonde who can't pass water without selling it to a glossy magazine - no area of her life goes without an accompanying magazine article.  She appeared on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!" where she met cheesy, oiled-up Aussie singer Peter Andre. She also has a well-documented rivallry with 'Posh Spice' from the Spice Girls.

 

 

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